Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
There r osticjed everywhere
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True strength comes from lack of pants
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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