Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's shark week go big or go home
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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