he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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