dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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