Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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