32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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