Well apparently he's into motor boating.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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