So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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