Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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