My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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