Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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