Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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