I got chris browned last night
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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