is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
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where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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