three words: i give head
three words: not that well
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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