His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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