omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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