I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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