he puts the penis in happiness.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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