They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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