from now on my penis is your penis
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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