I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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