ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Boobs are out for the taking
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.