Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool