Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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