i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.