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Define Statutory
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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