I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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