No, you can still breathe under the balls.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I have tasted many bathrooms
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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