apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
