$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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