I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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