he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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