Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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