Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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