Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
they need to just BURY HIM!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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