I think scott just propositioned me for sex
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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