Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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