drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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