I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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