Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
