i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Randomize
