I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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