I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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