Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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