talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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