Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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