So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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