You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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