I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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