Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Where is the hickey?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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