How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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