is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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