And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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