Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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